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Blonde Joke

By
Mortgage and Lending with National Credit Fixers - Matt Listro

A blonde goes into  a coffee shop and notices there's
a 'peel and win' sticker on her coffee cup.
So she peels it off and starts screaming, 

'I've won a motorhome!    I've won a  motorhome!'

The waitress says, 'That's impossible.  The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?' 


But the blonde keeps on screaming, 'I've won a motorhome!
I've won a  motorhome!'

Finally, the manager comes over and says, 
'Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.
You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome
because we didn't have that as a prize. 

The blonde says, 'No, it's not a mistake. 
I've won a motorhome!'

And she hands the ticket to the
manager and HE reads...  
 

'W I N A B A G E L' 

   ☺ 


Matt

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Brooke Shepherd
Keller Williams Clients' Choice - Colorado Springs, CO
Speak With Honesty~Act with Integrity

hahah, good one!  You are lucky I like blonde jokes!  Being blonde has gotten me out of alot of trouble!

Jan 25, 2011 07:25 AM
Jeremy Wrenn
Winslow Homes - Youngsville, NC
VP of Finance, Winslow Homes

HA!  Funny!

Jan 25, 2011 07:32 AM
Jim Patton
Aspire Home Real Estate 209-404-0816 - Modesto, CA
Realtor - Stanislaus ,Merced, San Joaquin Counties

Very funny Matt, thanks for the laugh.

Jan 25, 2011 07:54 AM
Hannah Williams
HomeStarr Realty - Philadelphia, PA
Expertise NE Philadelphia & Bucks 215-820-3376

Matt thanks for the laugh ..adorable

HelpfulHannah

Jan 25, 2011 08:20 AM
Robert Schwabe
Herron Real Estate - Orange Park, FL
Orange Park Real Estate

Matt - Great blonde  joke. I can always use a good laugh.

Jan 25, 2011 08:38 AM
Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

Welcome back Matt.  I was wondering where you were?  Now I know, you were out collecting more blond jokes.

Jan 25, 2011 11:06 PM