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Tall Tales from the Church Meeting Room! (Humor)

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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore

A local church here at the Jersey Shore offers its meeting room to various local groups for education and health related programs.  One ongoing program, geared to first time Moms and Dads to be, is very popular.  It focuses on the importance of exercise during pregnancy.

Sunrise at Ocean Acres Golf CourseA one recent meeting, the instructor was touting the benefits walking.  She said, "Ladies walking is great exercise, but be sure to pace yourselves and stay on a soft surface."

The instructor then turned her attention to the Dads to be and said, "Gentlemen remember, you're in this together, so it won't hurt for you to walk with your partner."

The room got very quiet as the men absorbed this information.

After a few moments, a man at the back of the room shyly raised his hand.

"Yes," said the instructor.

"I was just wondering, would it be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"


It's Monday, Smile & Make It a Great Week!
Roger D. Mucci
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH
Lets shake things up at your home today!

Now that's funny Laura, you started my week out well.  Hope it's a great week for you too!

Oct 10, 2011 12:17 AM
Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Real Estate Agents - Luxury - Divorce

  We are out the door momentarily for our walk....each carrying our coffee....have a prosperous week !

Oct 10, 2011 12:41 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Laura...I was actually thinking of her carrying my squirrels and grouse.

Oct 10, 2011 02:31 AM
Than Maynard
Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma - Purcell, OK
Broker - Licensed to List & Sell - 405-990-8862

Should have tried that during our pregnancies. She could have exercised and I would not have been bored. ;)

Oct 10, 2011 02:38 AM
Kristine Ginsberg
Elite Staging and Redesign, LLC - Short Hills, NJ
NJ Home Stager

Laura - the funny part is I can actually see a guy saying this - lol! Thanks for the Monday morning laugh!

Oct 10, 2011 03:24 AM
Tony & Darcy Cannon
Aubrey and Associates Realty - Layton, UT
The C Team

Laura, LOL, I know guys who would say something like that!  I am not a golfer, but I do know guys who would say that!

Oct 10, 2011 04:47 AM
Nick T Pappas
Assoc. Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, Broker/Providence Property Mgmnt, LLC Huntsville AL - Huntsville, AL
Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource

Laura, I don't get it!!! What's so funny about that???  It makes perfect sense to me :))

Oct 10, 2011 12:32 PM
Team Honeycutt
Allen Tate - Concord, NC

Hahahaha Golfer / husband here laughing too hard. So she doesnt have to really carry the bags they make little carts she could pull them behind them :)  ( J )

 

Oct 11, 2011 06:54 AM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

I was thinking maybe my rifle being it is hunting season.  LOL   Tahnks for the chuckle.

Oct 11, 2011 07:25 AM
Team Honeycutt
Allen Tate - Concord, NC

Really Vern? A loaded gun to a mostl likely emotionally unstable pregnant woman. Wow you are brave sir!. ( J )

Oct 11, 2011 08:08 AM
Adrian Willanger
206 909-7536 AdrianWillanger-broker.com - Seattle, WA
Profit from my two decades of experience

Laura-that's pretty funny! I just heard on the news this week a woman who was 9 months pregnant and ran a marathon, the next day she gave birth. She also had a better marathon time then her husband. 

 

Best

Oct 11, 2011 10:24 AM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

I think with the proper amount of weight in the bag, there could be a cardio benefit to golf caddying

Oct 11, 2011 01:44 PM
Gita Bantwal
RE/MAX Centre Realtors - Warwick, PA
REALTOR,ABR,CRS,SRES,GRI - Bucks County & Philadel

Laura, Thanks for the chuckle.

Oct 13, 2011 03:23 AM