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Tale Tales from Singing in Church! (Humor)

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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore

A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning.

He said, "Today, in church, I'm going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach.

Whatever word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn comes to your mind."

The pastor shouted out "Cross." Immediately the congregation started singing in unison The Old Rugged Cross.      

The pastor hollered out "Grace." The congregation began to sing Amazing Grace.

The pastor said "Power." The congregation sang There Is Power in the Blood.

The pastor said 'Sex.' The congregation fell in total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other, afraid to say anything.

Then all of a sudden, way in the back of the church, a little 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing Precious Memories.

It's Monday, Smile & Make It a Great Week!

Roger D. Mucci
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH
Lets shake things up at your home today!

Very cute Laura.  Excellent way to start my Monday and the week.

Jul 21, 2013 08:38 PM
Barbara Todaro
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Happily Retired - Franklin, MA
Previously Affiliated with The Todaro Team

Good morning, Laura.... another funny one.... do you share these jokes with your priest?? or is that your source!!!

Jul 21, 2013 08:52 PM
Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
Your Realtor Down the Shore!

Have a great week Rog!

Barbara - Sometimes I share Monsignor Ken's humor...he usually has a great joke after Mass!  Have a great week!

Jul 21, 2013 09:01 PM
Steven Cook
No Longer Processing Mortgages. - Tacoma, WA

Laura -- that is an outstanding response by that woman.  There probably should have been others joining her! ;-)

Jul 22, 2013 03:17 AM
Than Maynard
Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma - Purcell, OK
Broker - Licensed to List & Sell - 405-990-8862

Thanks for the smile. Leave it to those of experience to handle the situation.

Jul 22, 2013 04:23 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

LOL...WEll, you don't have to be that old to sing that song!

Jul 22, 2013 07:36 AM
Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Real Estate Agents - Luxury - Divorce

Cute...missed this yesterday and can use a chuckle today !

Jul 22, 2013 09:44 PM
Gita Bantwal
RE/MAX Centre Realtors - Warwick, PA
REALTOR,ABR,CRS,SRES,GRI - Bucks County & Philadel

Thank you for the chuckle. I always enjoy reading your  posts .

Jul 26, 2013 09:28 PM
Charles Stallions Real Estate Services
Charles Stallions Real Estate Services Inc - Gulf Breeze, FL
Buyers Agent 800-309-3414 Pace and Gulf Breeze,Fl.

Thanks for a little humor I will have to check this group out more often

Oct 04, 2013 12:52 PM