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Joke-New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies

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Real Estate Agent with Homes Charlotte, LLC

I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.


I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband).


I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.


I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.


I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.


I resolve to back up my 12GB hard drive daily...well, once a week... okay, monthly then...or maybe...


I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard
to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.


When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I will not reply "MS Tech Support."


When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"


I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.


I will think of a password other than "password."


I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical.


I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er...


I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!

Marci Toliver
438-4642 - Mauldin, SC
Anderson SC, Spartanburg,Greenville SC, Home Staging
John, are you peeking in my house?  This almost makes me feel like you are cyber stalking me!  These are really good!  lol
Jan 24, 2007 10:11 AM
Danny Smith
DISCOVER TEXAS HOMES - Round Rock, TX
My pet peeve is all the user codess and passwords that I need for access to everything under the sun! Also when they force you to create a new password every 6-12months whether you want to or not and you can't use the same one! Ahhhh..... password HELL!
Jan 24, 2007 08:18 PM