Knock, Knock . . . What a Joke!
There are a few articles that have been recently written which talk about door knocking: the pros . . . the cons.
This post is about the knock, knock too! But with a twist.
This morning there was a knock, knock at my door.
Suddenly, there came a tapping, a tapping at my chamber door! (My homage to Edgar A. Poe)
My neighbor, who is in the process of moving, was standing there and she asked me the following:
Do you want our king size mattress?
I politely replied, "Gee thanks . . . but, no thanks."
She said, "Well, it's in the dumpster right now, but it's still in really good condition. I was just wondering if you wanted it. If you do, we can pull it out."
Oh goodie, goodie.
Just what I've ALWAYS wanted . . . a used mattress, that's been in a dumpster, that I have no sheets for.
Thanks for asking!!
Knock,Knock: What are some of the STRANGE THINGS you've encountered with people you know who wanted to give you . . . used stuff?
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