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Elvis is DEAD and Danny's Tribute Show Should Be Retired As Well.

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Services for Real Estate Pros with Ward County Notary Services 607851

Minot Real Estate

Prior to last night the last concert I went to was in the early 70's. It was the last concert because it stunk so bad (as a show) that I didn't want to ever be ripped off again. Last night all I could think of was "I'm sure glad I did not pay for these tickets".

My Bride and I attended what was billed as "The Gospel of Elvis and the Blackwood Quartet." The Blackwood Quartet was hyped as Bill Gather saying the Blackwood Quartet was the most well know Gospel group of all time and "Danny Elvis Wagnor" sings Elvis's favorite Gospel music. How wrong could you go with that?

WAY WRONG!!!

First song the Blackwood Quartet sang was "Elvira", fun but not Gospel. Then came the equipment glitches. The group did their best to sing through them but for much of their part the microphones and background music were either out completely or at best very spotty.

Before Danny Elvis Wagner came on there was an hour or so intermission while they worked on the equipment. 1st time I've ever seen 70 year old Roadies working the equipment and they were none to fast.

Danny came on and lead off with about 8 Elvis Rock and Roll songs. Nothing proclaims Jesus like "You Ain't Nothing But A Hound Dog" although plenty of us were saying "Oh Jesus" at how bad of an impersonator he was.

We, like about 20% of the crowd, decided we had enough well before it was over. Well it was about 50 years since my last concert.... maybe in another 50.

 Minot Real Estate 

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Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
Probate Real Estate Services

Oh man RealMan ... I am so sorry to hear that the show was a bust.  Sounds like real estate is not the only industry where how things are billed are not the way they truly are. 

May 07, 2016 04:56 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

Good analogy Kathleen Daniels but hopefully Real Estate will never be as bad as the Danny Elvis Wagner show.

May 07, 2016 05:01 AM
Raymond E. Camp
Ontario, NY

Good afternoon Bob,

Sorry to hear that it was a bust; luckily I would have just taken the hearing aids out and waited for a nudge to leave.

Make yourself an astonishing day.

May 07, 2016 05:12 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm

That's funny Raymond E. Camp because so many there did not understand the concept that the microphones and PA system were out and they kept telling the Blackwood Quartet that they couldn't hear them.

May 07, 2016 10:27 AM
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

So sorry to hear that, Bob. I remember going to a Tom Jones show a few years back--oh my, how disappointing after remembering his shows in the 1970's.

May 07, 2016 05:50 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm

I believe that Nina Hollander because Tom Jones had such a smooth voice, I wouldn't think it could last forever.

May 07, 2016 10:29 AM
Sybil Campbell
Fernandina Beach, FL
Referral Agent Amelia Island Florida

Oh come one Bob live up to your name, go to another concert and show that you  are a "REAL MAN"!

May 07, 2016 06:06 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm

As a tec kinda guy I kept thinking I should just get up there and fix their equipment Sybil Campbell . I even thought I might just take over the show but it was a Gospel concert and that wouldn't have been very Christian of me to show those boys up. I think I could shake it better than that Elvis did though.

May 07, 2016 10:32 AM
Grant Schneider
Performance Development Strategies - Armonk, NY
Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes

Hi Bob - really sorry to hear that.  Sometimes things can never be the same. 

May 07, 2016 07:27 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm

Yup, you can nover go back home, right Grant Schneider 

May 07, 2016 10:33 AM
Patricia Kennedy
RLAH@properties - Washington, DC
Home in the Capital

Bob, are there any good Elvis impersonators?  I got one for an Elvis fan friend's birthday party (Elvis themed, of course), and he was just awful!  But the peanut butter and banana sandwiches were great!

May 07, 2016 09:24 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm

Love those peanut butter banana sandwiches Patricia Kennedy  and I agree, I don't think there is a good Elvis impersonators (if any of them had a real personality they would pretend to be someone else).

May 07, 2016 10:36 AM
Robert Havana
Park and Protect- Alberta Real Estate License Parking - Calgary, AB
Alberta Real Estate License Parking

You post made me laugh, I think it was probably more entertaining than the show you had to endure, lol.

May 07, 2016 10:29 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm

I was hoiping it would be Robert May , it wouldn't take much. Thanks for stopping by, have a GREAT weekend!

May 07, 2016 10:55 AM
Laura Cerrano
Feng Shui Manhattan Long Island - Locust Valley, NY
Certified Feng Shui Expert, Speaker & Researcher

I suppose certain things are not for everybody and this is one of those cases, hahahaha!

May 07, 2016 11:42 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm

Had it not been for the tecnical glitches, the Blackwood Quartets lead singer loosing his voice, and Danny Elvis sucking... it would have been great Laura Cerrano .

May 07, 2016 11:54 AM
Laura Cerrano
Feng Shui Manhattan Long Island - Locust Valley, NY
Certified Feng Shui Expert, Speaker & Researcher

It's always good when you can laugh a little small things in life—it helps extend your life, I think! Robert May

May 07, 2016 11:43 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm

It was good for a laugh Laura Cerrano . It was also fun to see the same concert goes that I was with 50 years ago, now all about 100 pounds heavier and pot free.

May 07, 2016 12:02 PM
Lisa Von Domek
Lisa Von Domek Team - Dallas, TX
....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless!

What a shame Bob "RealMan" Timm but I am sure that another aging band like The Rolling Stones will be coming through your town soon - surely they know some Gospel songs

May 07, 2016 12:27 PM
Bob "RealMan" Timm

LOL, The Rolling Stones have been to ND many times Lisa Von Domek but I think from now on I will stick to concerts at our church.

May 08, 2016 12:43 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

When you do pay for tickets with hard earned money you want to see a good show

May 07, 2016 12:52 PM
Bob "RealMan" Timm

I won my tickets through a Christian radio station William Feela but the other thousand people there paid $30.00 each for their tickets.

May 08, 2016 12:45 AM
Mimi Foster
Falcon Property Company - Colorado Springs, CO
Voted Colorado Springs Best Realtor

Too, too funny. You would think that when a good portion of your audience gets up and walks out, it may be time to look for another job.

May 07, 2016 01:16 PM
Bob "RealMan" Timm

I think he likes his alter ego so much he is blind to the negative Mimi Foster 

May 08, 2016 12:46 AM
Allie Angeloni
Long Realty - Oro Valley, AZ

I guess when they say, 'don't quit your day job' they never got that memo - HA!  So sorry to read how disappointing that concert was Bob "RealMan" Timm

May 07, 2016 04:46 PM
Bob "RealMan" Timm

Maybe they will see this memo Allie Angeloni as I've sent it to Facebook, G+, and others.

May 08, 2016 12:47 AM
Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Real Estate Agents - Luxury - Divorce

Now you know what you have not been missing !

May 07, 2016 06:33 PM
Bob "RealMan" Timm

Good point Sally K. & David L. Hanson , I've saved a lot of money by not being disappointed over the last 50 years.

May 08, 2016 12:49 AM
Sandy Padula & Norm Padula, JD, GRI
HomeSmart Realty West & Florida Realty Investments - , CA
Presence, Persistence & Perseverance

Bob "RealMan" Timm Perhaps you should have snuck out and gone to the A & W for a nice root beer, watch the other people and laugh that at least you tried!

May 07, 2016 09:21 PM
Bob "RealMan" Timm

We stuck it out way to long, that's for sure Sandy Padula and Norm Padula, JD, GRI but I really wanted to leave thrilled that I came. The thrill never did come.

May 08, 2016 12:52 AM