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Thursday Morning Funny 168

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Real Estate Agent with Real Estate Consultant SL3199919

 

 

The Rules of Chocolate


 If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too
slowly.
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Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices &
strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
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The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home
from the store in hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
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Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll
take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
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A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily
intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
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If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top
of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they
will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
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If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white
chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually
counteract each other?
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Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
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Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit.

 

 

 

 

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Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Larry. You have quite a list to promote the merits of choclate this morning. Enjoy your day and a piece of chocolate!

Jun 15, 2016 09:32 PM
Jennifer Mackay
Counts Real Estate Group, Inc. - Panama City, FL
Your Bay County Florida Realtor 850.774.6582

Wow, I knew there was a reason I love chocolate so much!

Jun 15, 2016 10:30 PM
Jane Chaulklin-Schott
TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL
TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

Larry Gray,  Love this post. A number of us in my family are on the 30 Day Challenge Paleo Plan/ Way of  Eating Healthy  - and losing some pounds.  Of course, even dark chocolate is not in the food plan or on any of the plan's list.  Hahaha.  Going to re-blog for all of the ActiveRain members to enjoy. They may be on some nutritional, healthy diet that just happens to exclude CHOCOLATE.  

Jun 16, 2016 05:33 AM
Mark Loewenberg
KW of the Palm Beaches - Palm Beach Gardens, FL
KW 561-214-0370

well chocolate is the best solution to a bad day and the best solution to a good day AND the best solution to a okay day AND the well you know the rest

Jun 16, 2016 11:09 AM
Raymond E. Camp
Ontario, NY

Good morning Larry,

So many ways and will just keep munching my Hershey bar.

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Jun 16, 2016 10:37 PM
CA COASTAL ESTATES Lauren Selinsky Perez CRS
California Coastal Estates - Aliso Viejo, CA
"Your Real Estate Broker" #oclauren

Larry that was a funny blog. 

N nice reblog from our Rainer.

Lauren Selinsky 

Jul 19, 2016 08:14 AM
Jane Chaulklin-Schott
TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL
TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

Interesting facts (?) on chocolates. Agree, I am not interested in joining Chocolate Anonymous;-)

Apr 22, 2017 07:11 PM
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