A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police
helicopter in the sky.
An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket.
"How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated driver
asked.
The police officer pointed somberly toward the sky.
"You mean," asked the motorist, "that even He's against me?"
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My wife claims I'm a baseball fanatic. She says all I ever read about is baseball. All I ever talk about is baseball. All I ever think about is baseball.
I told her she's way off base!
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