On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked the police officer.
'I'm on my way to a lecture,' answered Daniel.
'And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year's Eve?' enquired the constable sarcastically.
'My wife,' slurred Daniel grimly.
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And I bet he was absolutely correct about that! Now, had she been included in the shenanigans they both would have been toddling home and would have had to blame the dog.
Good morning Larry,
It was a lecture given many times that every once in awhile it is time to relearn!
Make yourself an astonishing day.
Oh, how sad to take the buzz off probably a 'fun' evening. Like who wants to follow a fun time with a serious lecture.
I'm a day late reading the Sunday funny - but it still bright a smile to my face on Monday ... Thank you Larry Gray
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