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Tall Tales From Russia! (Humor)

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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore

 

Here is a very brief history lesson to start you New Year.

Perhaps you've never heard of Czar Rudolph.  He was a very famous Czar, though little known outside of Russia.


As the story goes, this happened during a very rainy season in Russia.  One day, he looked out the window to check the weather.russia (sxc)

Czar Rudolph said to the Czarina, "Look my love, it’s raining."

The Czarina, being a bit obstinate, responded, "I don’t think so, dear. I think it’s snowing."

But Czar Rudolph knew better.

So he said to his wife, "Let’s step outside and we’ll find out."

Outside they strolled, and low and behold it was raining.

So Rudolph turned to his wife and said, "I knew it was raining.Russian star (sxc)

"Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!”

Have a very Happy New Year!  May you be blessed with health, happiness, laughter and prosperity!

Mark Watterson
Salt Lake City, UT
Utah Real Estate

Nice joke... I'm too wishing everyone a happy new year with market bottoms for everyone and every market.  Thank you for your post.

Dec 31, 2008 11:30 PM
Toula Rosebrock
Diane Turton, Realtors, Forked River, NJ - Lacey Township, NJ
Broker/Sales Associate, Realtor, Lacey Township,

Hi Laura:

I had a feeling it was going in that direction...Cute!  Have a Happy New Year...

Toula Rosebrock - Forked River Real Estate

Dec 31, 2008 11:31 PM
Michael Setunsky
Woodbridge, VA
Your Commercial Real Estate Link to Northern VA

Laura, a great way to start off the New Year with a little chuckle. Thanks and Happy New Year.

Dec 31, 2008 11:32 PM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Laura..that was a stretch for a pun, but keep them coming..happy new year, my friend.

Jan 01, 2009 12:13 AM
Anne Hensel
South Beaches Real Estate Professionals - Saint Petersburg, FL
Realtor - Broker - St. Pete Beach, Treasure Island

Love it.

Happy new Year, looking forward to more jokes.

Jan 01, 2009 12:31 AM
Shawn Davis
Home Crossings, P.C. - Davison, MI
Homes For Sale, Genesee County, Michigan

lol...I am still sure it is snowing here!  perhaps "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!" is somewhere other than Michigan.

Too Funny!  Thanks for Posting!

Shawn

 

Jan 01, 2009 12:32 AM
Harold "Hal" Place
A1 Connection Realty, Inc. - Sun City Center, FL

Morning Laura,

Cute!! Thanks for sharing.

Happy New Year to you and yours.

Jan 01, 2009 12:48 AM
Tony Grego, 317-663-4173 #1 Trade Association for Alternative Inv
REISA - 317-663-4173 - Indianapolis, IN

Saw that one coming but it did make me chuckle.

Thanks for your Post

Happy New Year

Tony

Jan 01, 2009 01:04 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Good play on words Laura.  Wishing you a Happy New Year!

Jan 01, 2009 01:41 AM
Cecily Parks
iMove Group, Knipe Realty NW, Inc. - Salem, OR

Very funny. A good laugh to start the new years out right! Thanks and Happy New Year!

Jan 01, 2009 02:00 AM
Betina Foreman
WJK Realty - Austin, TX
Realtor, C.N.E., with WJK REALTY

Laura,

Keep those silly jokes coming! I could have used that one over Christmas! Thanks for the giggle!

Betina

Jan 01, 2009 02:14 AM
Alan May
Jameson Sotheby's International Realty - Evanston, IL
Home is where the hearth is.

you can tell how bad a pun it is, by the length of the groan.  THAT, was a bad pun!

Jan 01, 2009 10:08 AM
real estate real estate
Providence, RI

Laura, thank you for the joke in the first day of 2009. Happy new year.

Jan 01, 2009 12:21 PM
The Rains Team
Keller Williams Realty Atlanta Partners - Hoschton, GA
A higher standard in real estate

Very funny Laura! I love your humorous posts...keep them coming!

Happy New Year!

--Anne Rains

www.TheRainsTeam.com

 

Jan 01, 2009 03:29 PM
Craig Rutman
Helping people in transition - Cary, NC
Raleigh, Cary, Apex area Realtor

Where's the rim shot sound effect at the end of this blog?!!!

Jan 02, 2009 03:21 AM
Ted Komenda
Dunhill Group - Osterville, MA

Very clever!  I really had no idea where that joke was headed any way Happy New Year!  I hope your year is a healthy happy one...

Ted

Jan 02, 2009 05:01 AM
JL Boney, III
Coldwell Banker - Columbia, SC
Columbia, SC Real Estate

Oh come on! How can you say that he's not a well known Czar outside Russia. Happy New Year!

Jan 02, 2009 07:59 AM
Jim Frimmer
HomeSmart Realty West - San Diego, CA
Realtor & CDPE, Mission Valley specialist

I'm gonig to have to quit reading your humor. It's making me laugh too much, so some of my comments might be a little wacky.

Jan 05, 2009 07:25 PM
Bob Cumiskey
A1 Connection Realty, Inc. - Sun City Center, FL
US Army Retired, Your Sun City Center, Florida ~ Realtor

Laura,  What a great New Yeaar's chuckle.  Happy New Year to you too.

Jan 06, 2009 12:41 AM