My friend, a nurse, who works in a doctors office comes home with some really funny stories.
You might not know, this area of New Jersey is home to many retirement communities and many senior citizens. So a large part of her client practice is older adults
Well, recently an older woman went in for an appointment and was asking the Doctor's advice on getting her husband interested in sex again.
The Doctor recommended Viagra.
But the patient replied, "Impossible, he won't even take aspirin."
The Doctor said, "No problem, there's a new form of Viagra that dissolves instantly. Just drop it into his coffee, he won't even taste it."
The patient agrees to give it a try.
A few weeks later, she's back for a check up and my friend (the nurse) asks if she tried the Doctor's suggestion.
The older woman nods, shaking her head, saying, "It was horrible, just terrible, I dropped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. 
"With a swoop of his arm he cleared the table sending cups and saucers flying. He ripped my clothes and then passionately took me, right there on the table. It was a nightmare!"
My friend, the nurse, was puzzled.
"The sex wasn't good?"
The woman replied, "Jeez it was the best sex I've had in 25 years, but I'll never be able to show my face at Starbucks again!
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