This week's MLS and real estate ads had a distinct odor, friends. From gas to dry rot, it seems homes are becoming more offensive. There were tails in bathtubs and strange droppings on roofs. I challenge you to read these and not laugh out loud at some of the bizarre descriptions I found in this week's advertising. (Thanks to my out-of-state contributors):
Something's Rotten in the State of Denmark
"Gas not corrected" (Perhaps you should try Beano.)
"New deposit roof" (I suspect it's crappy work.)
"There's dry rot in eve" (News alert, Adam - you're missing a rib and you're no Clooney yourself.)
"Nice crone molding" (Is the crone named Eve?)
"Nice tail in bath" (Bambi, I think we've found your mother...)
"Rehabed bungalow in sa fpart of Venice" (‘Doubt it - most fparts are deadly.)
Celebrity Rehabbed
"Upstairs area uplifted." (Hey guys - Pamela Anderson got a new set of who-whoos.)
"What a breaut!" (Said Clay Aiken while hanging Adam Lambert's photo on his wall.)
"Call for affirmation" (Okay, Sally Field - I like you already!)
"Tub flew in from Italy." (Welcome back, Pavarotti!)
"Please do not handel the roses." (No Chopin ‘em either?)
All Aboard the Titanic
"Plans drowned for new landscaping" (Methinks this one is sunk from the get-go.)
"Beautiful cabinets and fizzures" (Designed by San Andreas, I presume.)
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