There were so many bloopers on the MLS and in local ads this week that smoke signals would have been decidedly clearer. It seems a lot of people simply cannot spell in our native tongue. Thanks to Jane Peters for her great contribution from Trulia. Check out these bloopers, and then you tell me what language these people are speaking:
Lapping It Up
“Awe-inspiting views” (Enticing...if you’re sitting in a dental chair.)
“Look websight for time” (One look says you're out of time, pal.)
“EZ access-God direct” (Then text Him and ask Him where He mislaid your spelling gene.)
“Leave cad” (Too late – I divorced him.)
“Nice bird sanitary” (Sure…until they unload that stuff on your gourd.)
“Be sure to lick up” (Rent a pack of jackals, pal – this tongue ain’t for rent!)
No key to success
“Don’t tak key coz I’ll know who” (What are you going to do - beat me to death with your sixth grade diploma?)
“Seller said really want to be close” (That's what Arnold said to his housekeeper.)
“Laundrey in grarage” (…which is where you should park your license.)
“Big commas accent porch” (...like those question marks accent your career?)
“Must apply for loan fist” (...Said my Uncle Vito “The Vice” Vitaglia, the local loan fist back in Jersey.)
“Call tanks” (...Overheard during L.A. rush hour.)
Jane's Corner
Question (on Trulia): “Wat middle school to send my drauather?”
Answer: Dear Marshmallow Brain,
My first piece of advice is: CERTAINLY NOT THE SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED! My second piece of advice is: Do not smoke a bowl and then type – the results will be distrasterass. My third piece of advice: SURE AS HELL NOT THE SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED!
My Picks of the Week:
“Will be nice if bend over” (...said the attorney to his client as he gave him his bill.)
"Pease turn lights out and leave kiss" (Honey, methinks the lights went out in your world a long time ago...so kiss your pathetic career good-bye!)
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