Welcome to the Friday Blooper Blog, my friends. The heat has been taking its toll, as evidenced by the number of sunstrokes at the keyboard this week. I hope you enjoy the selection. Thanks to Jane Peters of Los Angeles for a lollapalooza!
Putz and Pets…and Harry
“Safe and squirrel” (Uh…let me guess - a description of you in a strait jacket?)
“Decorator rail cats” (Someone should fire the rail cats who decorated Amtrak.)
“Duck w/ water skis included” (Big deal - can he slalom?)
“Harry wont last” (I suspect he'll last longer than your career.)
"No showings yet - don't ass me" (Sign on cell door at San Quentin.)
Cranberries and Nuts
"Nut available till Aug" (Aw, I'm sure you'll be available long after August.)
“Visit my bog” (With you in there drowning, I suspect it’s a tight squeeze.)
"Park at end of toad" (The shouldn't I at least buy him a drink first?)
“Detached mother-in-law” (Wouldn’t it have been more humane to just shove a sock in her mouth?)
“Have you heard the fuzz?” (Not since the cops broke up my college kegger.)
“Date to be conformed” (Who do you think you are, pal – Fifty Shades of Grey?)
Reds and Deads
“Visit my bloc” (Tear down this listing, Mr. Gorbachev.)
"Too much listing" (You after the third martini??)
“Live-urn money” (If you live in an urn, what do you need money for – a Dust Buster?)
“Butter kitchen” (On a hot day, it's toast.)
And This Find From Jane:
“Bright, Quite garden condo. like home 3bads and 2 full bath, fire place3 tend-om parking, incloding refrigrator” (Reason # 1 not to open beer bottles by smacking them against your forehead.)
That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell and Sell!
For more real estate humor, please visit Gwen at www.sherlockofhomes.blogspot.com/ or Agent Genius. For all your real estate needs, please go to www.LAhomesite.com.
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