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Tech Support Part 4 (Humor)

By
Mortgage and Lending with National Credit Fixers - Matt Listro

Customer:   I can't get on the  Internet. 

Tech support:    Are you sure you used the right password? 

Customer:   Yes, I'm sure. I saw my  colleague do it. 

Tech  support:    Can you tell me what the password was? 

Customer:   Five dots.

 

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Tech  support:    What  anti-virus program do you use? 

Customer:   Netscape. 

Tech support:   That's not an anti-virus program 

Customer:   Oh, sorry... Internet Explorer.

 

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Customer:     I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

 

Matt

Toll Free: 888-NCFIXER (623-4937)
Toll Free Fax: 888-FAX-4020 (329-4020)
Local: 860-282-6181
330 Roberts Street 4th Floor
East Hartford, CT 06108

credit repair company 

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Matt

Toll Free: 888-NCFIXER (623-4937)
Toll Free Fax: 888-FAX-4020 (329-4020)
Local: 860-282-6181
281 Hartford Turnpike Ste 500

Vernon CT 06066

credit repair company

Larry Gray
Real Estate Consultant - Lakeland, FL

These are funny.  The sad thing is there is a lot of truth in them especially among real estate agents.  Thanks for the laugh.

Mar 11, 2010 02:25 AM
Terry McCarley
Coastal Real Estate - Cape Coral FL - Cape Coral, FL
REALTOR, SRES, CDPE - Cape Coral, FL

Too funny!

Mar 11, 2010 02:31 AM
Richard Strahm
American Foursquare Realty - Lansdale, PA
Lansdale and North Penn Real Estate

Absolutely hillarious -- because it's all too true!

Mar 11, 2010 06:33 AM
Ed Silva, 203-206-0754
Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

I need to get to that same technician, every time I move my mouse my screen saver disappears also

Mar 11, 2010 12:07 PM
Andy Chaudoir
Professional Inspection Services - Georgetown, Texas - Georgetown, TX
Your Home Inspection Connection in Central Texas

Hello Matt - Those were funny.  Thanks for sharing.  Have a great evening.

Mar 11, 2010 03:45 PM
Al & Peggy Cunningham, Brokers
RE/MAX West Realty Inc., Brokerage - Brampton, ON
Our Family Wants To Help Your Family!

Too funny, no wonder my password doesn't work. Everyone has the same one! five dots! LOL! 

Mar 12, 2010 12:44 AM
Matt Listro
National Credit Fixers - Matt Listro - Vernon, CT
Your Credit Repair Expert

Try using 5 *s instead - that worked for me!

:)

Mar 12, 2010 02:28 AM
Not a real person
San Diego, CA

I always hated screen savers like that. Really irritating....

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