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Fighting the Battle of the Bulge...

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Home Inspector with Complete Home Inspections, Inc. TN Lic#050

Fighting the Battle of the Bulge...

Someone once told me when I was a young pup, "Son, There ain't no future in getting old." Huh? Unbeknownst to me at that time, this dude was not speaking with a forked tounge.

Things getting a little tight...Things I used to do even a few years ago are getting to be difficult if not darn near impossible. Not to mention things I used to fit in well, are j-u-ust a little tight.

Let's face it, aging is a part of the natural process. How we age is in our genetic code. Men age differently than women. The female metabolism, peaks much earlier than for the male. Women peak between 15 - 22 on average, men 25-28. From that point on, our metabolism slows down an average of 1% a year until...

However, most Americans continue to eat the same amount of garbage we did when we were in or peak years. No can do. To fight the Battle of the Bulge, we need to eat 1% x # of years from peak less, exercise 1% more every year or a combination of both. Sadly, most Americans live a sedentary lifestyle. The years of overeating and lack of exercise soon takes its toll, and our once slim bods begins to resemble a semi-deflated beach ball.

Today, I challenge all you stuffed taters to take it off, take it all off in the rain. Join Roger Mucci's group Take it off in the Rain. You'll be glad you did... 

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Comments(32)

Cindy Marchant
Keller Williams Indy NE 317-290-7775 www.marchantteam.com - Carmel, IN
"Cindy in Indy" , Realtor, Fishers Real Estate

It's way too early for me to figure out that mathematical equation!  But I get the point!  lol

Cindy in Indy

Oct 23, 2010 01:51 AM
Tammy Pearce
Haute Realty 214-994-6474 - Dallas, TX
Tammy Pearce

I love that group!  I just found it a few weeks ago and I'm glad I did.  Heck of a pic by the way :)

Oct 23, 2010 02:39 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

Michael,

You are THE master of photoshop. It's down right inspiring!

Oct 23, 2010 02:46 AM
Lottie Kendall
Compass - San Francisco, CA
Helping make your real estate dreams a reality

Michael, you make me laugh!! When I'm tempting to overeat, I'm going to call to mind your stuffed car and semi-deflated beach ball!! Wishing you a fantastic day!

Oct 23, 2010 03:30 AM
Kristin Johnston - REALTOR®
RE/MAX Platinum - Waukesha, WI
Giving Back With Each Home Sold!

Well said Mike..love the photo and the "stuffed taters" comment....I need to try and eat less...I am one of those that still eats what I did 10 years ago and it is starting to add up!  Thank goodness I work out daily, that helps!

Oct 23, 2010 03:42 AM
Kristin Johnston - REALTOR®
RE/MAX Platinum - Waukesha, WI
Giving Back With Each Home Sold!

Well said Mike..love the photo and the "stuffed taters" comment....I need to try and eat less...I am one of those that still eats what I did 10 years ago and it is starting to add up!  Thank goodness I work out daily, that helps!

Oct 23, 2010 03:43 AM
Don MacLean
New England Real Estate Center Inc. - Easton, MA
Realtor-Homes for Sale- Easton, Mass 02356

Time for some new wheels.

Truly inspirational and a little revolting lol

Enjoy the day

Oct 23, 2010 03:53 AM
Jackie Connelly-Fornuff
Douglas Elliman Real Estate in Babylon NY - Babylon, NY
"Moving at The Speed of YOU!"

That picture is way too funny! I would say over the last 6 months I'm noticing more flesh, lol. And I thought door knocking was supposed to help that. :)

Oct 23, 2010 03:55 AM
Susan Emo
Sotheby's International Realty Canada - Brokerage - Kingston, ON
Kingston and the 1000 Islands Area

Forget the Mini Cooper . . .  we're getting ready for the Mini Michael.  Congrats on being a fantastic Loser!

Oct 23, 2010 03:57 AM
Damon Gettier
Damon Gettier & Associates, REALTORS- Roanoke Va Short Sale Expert - Roanoke, VA
Broker/Owner ABRM, GRI, CDPE

Sounds like something I need to do.  Once I hit 30 my metabolism Stopped!

Oct 23, 2010 04:55 AM
Lindsey Hasford
Edina Realty - Elk River, MN
Bringing you home...

Youchers! That picture almost hurts. I joined that group awhile back and haven't been there much. That's changing this week. :) I'm on a role and down 6 pounds.

Oct 23, 2010 10:38 AM
Cindy Bryant
Redesign Etc. Home Staging - Houston, TX
"Houston Home Staging Pros"

I don't like the aging process...lol  I'm losing my vision too!!

Oct 23, 2010 06:53 PM
Ernie Steele
Lebanon, PA

I just joined...Thanks Michael...BTW, it's about 4:45AM here and I'm about to head out for my daily walk...Enjoy the day.

Oct 23, 2010 09:44 PM
James Quarello
JRV Home Inspection Services, LLC - Wallingford, CT
Connecticut Home Inspector
The photo is great! You are becoming a photo shop master.
Oct 24, 2010 01:29 AM
Kathryn Acciari
Central One Federal Credit Union - Shrewsbury, MA
Mortgage Loan Originator

A timely post, Michael.  I've been working too much and was feeling out of my mind today.  So I shut down all things electronic and dug in the mud for a while.  It took about an hour before I started to feel cheerful again.  I don't know how people live without exercise - I go crazy if I sit  for too long.

Oct 24, 2010 01:10 PM
Shar Sitter
Rooms With Style - Minneapolis, MN
Home Staging and Redesign Minneapolis/ St. Paul, M

I'm trying to not be a stuffed tater any longer but ugh....it is so difficult. Glad I joined the group though!

Oct 24, 2010 03:52 PM
Ellen Caruso
Daniel Gale Sotheby's International Realty - Glen Head, NY

Don't you know it...its almost ironic how when a woman hits a certain age her body shows it all over. It does take twice the discipline, and I'm up for it! I wont stop until my under arms stop waving, and my butts lifted! LOL

Lets all keep going for it, "Taking it off in the Rain" !!! And next year lets put out our afters calender, I'll be the one with an umbrella and nothing else. LOL I wish.

Oct 25, 2010 01:10 AM
Valerie Sagheddu
Apostle Art Home Staging & Design - Stroudsburg, PA
~Home Staging Professional, Poconos, PA

Thanks for the wake up call...love your photo but it is a bit alarming!!!

I'm off to go exersize NOW before I get stuck in the doorway!!!!!!

 

 

Oct 25, 2010 02:55 AM
Craig Rutman
Helping people in transition - Cary, NC
Raleigh, Cary, Apex area Realtor

OK, that picture is so wrong on so many levels, I just don't even know where to start! You're getting really good at this Photoshop thing though Michael!

Oct 25, 2010 05:13 AM
Dan Quinn
The Eric Steart Group of Long & Foster Real Estate - Silver Spring, MD
Dan Quinn

Thanks for the motivation Michael.  I have dramatically changed my diet and what a difference it has made.  I lost 9 pounds in 5 weeks!

Oct 26, 2010 04:22 AM