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When in Doubt, Fake It...

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Home Inspector with Complete Home Inspections, Inc. TN Lic#050

When in Doubt, Fake It...

Fake it! You have a 50/50 chance of being right...If you are like me, it's easy to get confused and the ability to distinguish one's right hand from the left can befuddle even the most intellectual of us at times. Sure, one can fall back on the simple solution; look to see which arm you are wearing your wrist watch. That will work unless you are one of THOSE who wears their watch on the OTHER arm. And if you don't wear a watch, this will confound issues even more putting us back at square one. 

Perplexing as it may seem, distinguishing right from left can be mentally challenging for some. When in doubt, just fake it! You have a 50/50 chance of being right
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Comments(37)

Marian Goetzinger
Pine Knoll Shores Realty 252-422-9000 - Pine Knoll Shores, NC
Crystal Coast Real Estate NC

Michael, my husband loves to tease me about being a REALTOR who's "directionally impaired."  Maybe like my daughter Amy, it's because I'm blonde.  But seriously, I've been in the same location for almost thirteen years and still sometimes turn the wrong way when I pull out of the parking lot.  sigh

I do know left from right.  My five year old grandson just explained it to me.  Hold up your hands with knuckles facing you. The one with the L formed by thumb and fingers facing in the right direction for an L is the left hand.  Got it?

Nov 30, 2010 12:38 AM
Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS
Fathom Realty Washington LLC - Tacoma, WA
South Puget Sound Washington Agent/Broker!

I follow other drivers every day that have the same philosophy...

Nov 30, 2010 12:49 AM
Lindsey Hasford
Edina Realty - Elk River, MN
Bringing you home...

I couldn't figure out which arm to wear a watch on so I gave up and carry a cell phone. :) Really, the worst part is visiting a home where all is backwards and not realizing it before you turn on the shower! HAHA.

Nov 30, 2010 12:53 AM
Liz and Bill Spear
Transaction Alliance 513.520.5305 www.LizTour.com - Mason, OH
Transaction Alliance Cincinnati & Dayton suburbs

Michael, Left/right, which way is up??  At least with those handles, you know what is what.  Some places with the universal handle, hard to tell where hot and cold are until you find out the hard way!

Nov 30, 2010 01:10 AM
Chris Smith
Re/Max Chay Realty Inc., Brokerage - New Tecumseth, ON
South Simcoe, Caledon, King, Orangeville Real Esta

Michael, was this picture taken in the southern hemisphere... something to do with the coriolis effect?

Nov 30, 2010 01:34 AM
Carl Winters
Canyon Lake, TX

Howdy Santa from the great state of Texas and Canyon Lake. As an inspector I can't tell you how many times I have seen the big switch-aroo with the Hot and Cold faucets.

Nov 30, 2010 01:48 AM
Craig Rutman
Helping people in transition - Cary, NC
Raleigh, Cary, Apex area Realtor

Just paint an L and an R on your shoes and you'll never forget again! Nice holiday profile pic my friend!

Nov 30, 2010 01:59 AM
James Quarello
JRV Home Inspection Services, LLC - Wallingford, CT
Connecticut Home Inspector

That can cause confusion in an already confusing world.

Nov 30, 2010 02:41 AM
Charles Buell
Charles Buell Inspections Inc. - Seattle, WA
Seattle Home Inspector

Hey Michael---it is right if you are in the mirror :)

Nov 30, 2010 03:05 AM
Joni Bailey
101 Main St. Realty - Huntsville, TX
Your Huntsville / Lake Livingston Area REALTOR®

LOL! I usually just say... I have no idea, but I bet I know who does! Then I ask one of y'all! :OD

Nov 30, 2010 03:34 AM
Kristin Johnston - REALTOR®
RE/MAX Platinum - Waukesha, WI
Giving Back With Each Home Sold!

He he ...I had to look a few times at this...thought it was my eyes, or the fact of me being sick!  Take care!

Nov 30, 2010 03:59 AM
Don MacLean
New England Real Estate Center Inc. - Easton, MA
Realtor-Homes for Sale- Easton, Mass 02356

Michael,

I'm a righty wearing ( when I do) my watch on the left, but when I go shooting I close my right eye. I think I need your phone with the auto leveler inside to make sure the playing field is indeed flat

Enjoy the day

Nov 30, 2010 05:10 AM
Chris Alston
Chris Alston (Keller Williams Realty, Silicon Valley, California) - Campbell, CA
Silicon Valley, California

I like the odds of 50/50...  Kind of like going to Reno or something!  :)

Nov 30, 2010 05:16 AM
Joshua Zargari
MJ Decorators Workshop LI staging and home decorating - Lynbrook, NY
MJ Decorators Workshop

Happy holidays Santa!

Nov 30, 2010 06:36 AM
Joshua Zargari
MJ Decorators Workshop LI staging and home decorating - Lynbrook, NY
MJ Decorators Workshop

Happy holidays Santa!

Nov 30, 2010 06:38 AM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Well, Santa, you are certainly right about that!  Or is it the other right?

Nov 30, 2010 07:14 AM
Lou Ludwig
Ludwig & Associates - Boca Raton, FL
Designations Earned CRB, CRS, CIPS, GRI, SRES, TRC

Michael

When in doubt, fake it sounds like a plan.

Good luck and success.

Lou Ludwig

Nov 30, 2010 12:03 PM
Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
Your Realtor Down the Shore!

I like Craig's solution.  Your photo made me laugh, a clients home failed the CO inspection for that very reason!

Nov 30, 2010 09:26 PM
Brad Rhoades
CFAM Credit Specialist - Irvine, CA

We are all playing liars poker....what cards are you holding????

Dec 01, 2010 05:34 PM
Dan Quinn
The Eric Steart Group of Long & Foster Real Estate - Silver Spring, MD
Dan Quinn

Funny photo when you think about the 50/50 rule. Take a guess if you don't know, you'll be right at least half of the time.

Dec 14, 2010 06:26 AM