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1000 YEAR OLD REAL ESTATE AGENT DUG UP

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with people first...then business Ran Right Realty 636943 licensed to thrill

This agent was found well preserved after being buried for almost 1000 years. Scientists attribute this phenomenon to one special thing. It is the coveted and necessary second skin that all seasoned agents get after being in the business successfully for years. I emphasize successful because taking a beating with no results earns no skin 

THE AGENT WAS ACTIVE IN THE AREA

This particular agent was found with an abacus which is an old Chinese mathematics type tool that can add, subtract, divide and multiply by sliding little marble type bead balls back and forth strategically. Furthermore, there was lots of parchment buried with the body too indicating lively coming and goings on.

SMALL PRINT ON THE PARCHMENT

The parchment consisted of lots of small foreign print that was very hard to make out or understand. One thing that stood out however is that several of the pages were initialed at the bottom by two people and on the last page was several signatures. Symbols for money was found on one page in large print

CLOTHES MADE GOOD FIRST IMPRESSION

It is interesting to note that the clothes that the body were found in were clean, orderly and made of fine material indicating an agent who was very good at making first impressions and in this case specifically...LAST IMPRESSIONS TOO.

CART SUGGESTS CARAVANING OR...?

The body was found in a wheeled cart type vehicle suggesting to scientists that this agent was out showing property. They surmise that the agent was either coming from or creating a deal as the body was found close to a library that also kept ownership records for the area at that time.

MISCELLANEOUS

Also found near the body was fresh mint, some sort of sweetener, ink, eagle feathers, and a fur pouch containing some loose coin of the realm, some edible seeds and various bits of small parchment appearing like notes of some sort. Several small flat stones with long thick sticks were uncovered and had writing that said "for you" and "well dug" and "wont last"

WOUNDED IN THE BACK

What is is still under investigation is a small slit located in the back of the person where something sharp was put forward in a jousting or stabbing type motion. The wound appeared to be very old and scarred and was not the cause of death but had been repeatedly dressed. This "back stabbing" wound is under investigation

THE OPEN MOUTH SUGGESTED MOVEMENT

The face appeared to be calm and the mouth was in an open shape suggesting the agent might have been multi-tasking while in the cart. The left hand gripped a small leather pouch and the right hand had a pick or probe of some sort. Apparently something struck the cart while the agent was occupied with doing something

LOCAL & INDEPENDENT

It is believed that this agent was local as there are quite a few FARMS in the area. It also believed that the agent was an independent as a large firm would have conducted a search and or rescue mission. The body laid undisturbed...

Steve Vennemann-Hennepin-Dakota-Anoka contract for deed property-Ramsey-MN
BoardWalk Premier Realty INC - White Bear Lake, MN

Great information thanks for sharing.

Apr 29, 2012 11:36 PM
David Grbich
Realty One Group - www.FindCARealEstate.com - San Juan Capistrano, CA
Orange County Real Estate - 949-500-0484

Very funny and creative! Many current day traits . . .

Apr 29, 2012 11:40 PM
Mike Carlier
Lakeville, MN
More opinions than you want to hear about.

Is this perhaps another illustration of the dangers of texting?  Actually, I think I know that guy. 

Apr 29, 2012 11:45 PM
Richie Alan Naggar
people first...then business Ran Right Realty - Riverside, CA
agent & author

Steve...why is it I feel you think this is normal, every day occurrence and acceptable?

 

David...I wanted to kick start your day...It appears I got your motor running....best

 

Mike...your ancestor probably submitted offers to this person and....plus we learn to pull the cart over while reading

Apr 29, 2012 11:52 PM