Normally we don't see too many jokes on Active Rain. Every now and then we see won that is worth passing on. Hope you enjoy's Steve's funny Friday chuckle. Thanks Steve for brightening ur day!
Good ol boy with a bucket full of live fish was
approached recently by a game warden in Paw Paw as he started
to drive his boat away from the Potomac river.
The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing
"Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them
there papers. These here are my pet fish."
"Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to
the river and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I
whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em
"What a line of horses_ _ _ ....you're under arrest.
The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment Man. I'll
show ya! We do this all the time".
"We do, now, do we?" smirked the warden. "Prove it!"
The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and
waited. After a few minutes the warden said, "Well?"
"Well, whut?" said the redneck.
The warden asked, "When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH," replied the warden!
"Whut fish?" asked Don.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't
as dumb as some government employees.
You can say what you want about the South, but you never
hear of anyone retiring and moving up north.