Well, it looks like I'm going to be making a major career change. I love real estate, but some recent opportunities have come up that, well, let's just call them offers I can't refuse.
In the last week, I have received unsolicited e-mails with firm job offers from Google, Microsoft, e-Bay, Facebook and many other top corporations. The pay is fantastic, I can work from home, and there are stock options! Since I can work from home, I wonder if I can take more than one of these.
I think I have to act fast, though, because I have also received dozens of e-mails alerting me to people posting negative information about me, things that apparently will severely damage my reputation if I don't take action now. I'm going to have to look into that, because I don't want to ruin my chances with those job offers.
I guess I'm also going to have to check out the e-mails offering free toilet paper coupons - I'm getting a lot of those too, and I might as well stock up before the next big crisis hits.
And are any of you fluent in Russian? Some guys keep sending me e-mails written in Cyrillic, and I'm thinking they might have something good for me too.
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