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Do you enjoy tech humor? Tech Monday ~ 2-1-16

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Real Estate Agent with Coldwell Banker Realty ~ 512.750.6899

What a great week-end... Yesterday it was 83 degrees in Austin..I had a fantastic open house... Spring is in the air!! We received an offer and its now under contract. Another two of my new listings went under contract with one coming to terms on repairs. Geno and I enjoyed dinner with some friends Saturday night and I will be going on another listing appointment this morning. Where did the week-end go?? Grab a cup of your favorite brew and join me for some tech support humor to help start your day: 

 

Customer: “I want a computer where I can type in Russian and it will print in English.”

Tech Support: “Sir, I’m afraid we don’t have Russian keyboards.”

Customer: “No, that’s fine. I’ll just tape Russian letters on.”

Tech Support: “Sir, it will still be an English keyboard.”

Customer: “Okay, so what if I glue the letters on?”

Tech Support: *thunk thunk thunk* “Still English.”

 

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Good Monday morning and a big congrats on a productive weekend Realtor Dorie Dillard.

Jan 31, 2016 08:41 PM
Lise Howe
Keller Williams Capital Properties - Washington, DC
Assoc. Broker in DC, MD, VA and attorney in DC

I love hearing that you are getting a lot of action in austin so it will make its way here to DC!

Jan 31, 2016 08:52 PM
Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good morning Dorie. Sounds like a great weekend. Funny tech support story too.

Jan 31, 2016 09:04 PM
Kat Palmiotti
eXp Commercial, Referral Divison - Kalispell, MT
Helping your Montana dreams take root

It was warm here also - loved it.

By the way, the funny thing about the tech humor is those poor technicians really do hear things like that.

Jan 31, 2016 09:18 PM
Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Real Estate Agents - Luxury - Divorce

Good luck with letter glue...a whole new way to translate !

Jan 31, 2016 09:19 PM
Marco Giancola
Beachfront Realty - Miami Beach, FL
Realtor (305)608-1922, Miami Beach Florida

Hi Dorie now that was an exciting real estate related weekend! Now go get that listing today!

Jan 31, 2016 09:23 PM
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Pasadena And Southern California 818.516.4393

Good morning, Dorie --- nice weather, a great open house, a new pending sale and more people who need to stay away from a computer --- it must be Monday in Austin!

Jan 31, 2016 10:52 PM
Beth Atalay
Cam Realty and Property Management - Clermont, FL
Cam Realty of Clermont FL

Good morning Dorie, hope your week is even better than the awesome weekend you had. Thanks for the chuckle this morning!

Jan 31, 2016 11:58 PM
Jeff Stevens
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices New Mexico Properties - Las Cruces, NM
Jeff Stevens, Associate Broker/REALTOR

LOL! It was fairly nice here yesterday for my open house but I didn't receive an offer...glad yours was much better. Best to you for the rest of the week.

Feb 01, 2016 12:47 AM
George Souto
George Souto NMLS #65149 FHA, CHFA, VA Mortgages - Middletown, CT
Your Connecticut Mortgage Expert

Dorie the weather is warm around here for this time of the year, but no where near 83 degrees.  Enjoy!!!

Feb 01, 2016 09:22 AM
James Dray
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR

Good morning Dorie.  Good to hear the open house went well.  That coupled with a smile is just icing on the cake.

Feb 01, 2016 06:36 PM
Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

Your warm weather makes me have thoughts of spring even though our area is still covered with snow.

Feb 01, 2016 09:52 PM
Maria Gilda Racelis
Home Buyers Realty, LLC-Manchester, Bolton. Vernon,Ellington - Manchester, CT
Home Ownership is w/in Reach. We Make it Happen!

I can't work in tech support. :) it will be too stressful.

I am glad the family had a fabulous time.

Feb 01, 2016 10:10 PM
Joan Cox
House to Home, Inc. - Denver Real Estate - 720-231-6373 - Denver, CO
Denver Real Estate - Selling One Home at a Time

Dorie, you do have BUSY weekends, and glad to hear you already are seeing spring.  We have  several inches of the white stuff! 

Feb 01, 2016 10:48 PM
Amanda S. Davidson
Amanda Davidson Real Estate Group Brokered By Real - Alexandria, VA
Alexandria Virginia Homes For Sale

Dorie, you had a busy weekend! I hope your week is off to a great start and I'm sure we'll see your new listing coming on the market soon. You're the go to agent in Austin!

Feb 01, 2016 11:14 PM
Grant Schneider
Performance Development Strategies - Armonk, NY
Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes

Hi Dorie - I loved our Sunday in San Antonio.  It was great to go out without our jackets.

Feb 02, 2016 08:42 PM
Tamara Elliott-Deering
Central Metro Realty - Austin, TX

Congratulations on your weekend, while I didn't do as well on the listing and sales fronts I did really enjoy our weather, we've had an amazing week.

Feb 03, 2016 12:22 AM
Lisa Von Domek
Lisa Von Domek Team - Dallas, TX
....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless!

Hello Dorie Dillard 

I'm late to the post - but, as always, your weekend was fabulous and the tech humor - hysterical!

Feb 03, 2016 12:02 PM
Mary Yonkers
Alan Kells School of Real Estate/Howard Hanna Real Estate - Erie, PA
Erie/PA Real Estate Instructor

Dorie Dillard Sorry I am late to read Monday Tech humor.  Lol

Hope you have time to relax between appointments this weekend.

Feb 05, 2016 11:07 AM
TeamCHI - Complete Home Inspections, Inc.
Complete Home Inspections, Inc. - Brentwood, TN
Home Inspectons - Nashville, TN area - 615.661.029

Good evening Dorie Dillard . I too am late for Tech Humor. What can I say? Some people's children . . .

Feb 06, 2016 06:47 AM