A preacher on his deathbed summoned his doctor and his lawyer. They came, and he asked them to sit on either side of his bed and hold his hands.
They sat thus for a long while until the doctor stirred and said, ''You don't have long on this earth, Reverend. Better tell us why you asked us to come.''
The old preacher stirred himself wheezed and said ''Well, Jesus died between two thieves, and that's the way I want to go too.''
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Good morning Larry,
One must leave sometimes on their own terms!
Make yourself an astonishing day.
Thank you Larry Gray for continuing to provide our morning humor... have a great day!
this one is a keeper .. hoping I remember to do the same some eventual day...
Awwww! Too cute. I would never have guessed that punch line in a zillion years, Larry.
Thanks so much for taking the time to share your post I hope you are having a great day and year so far!
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