This was me 79 years ago.... I was so cute then...
I want to be a nice person but everyone is just so stupid. When people tell me: "You're gonna regret that in the morning" I sleep till noon because I'm a problem solver. I look both ways before crossing a street, that's how little faith I have left in humanity. Whenever I tell someone where I live and they say "omg that's so far" I'm like calm down I'm not inviting you over. I get most of my exercise these days by shaking my head in disbelief. Not sure what's scarier at this point, taking my temperature or weighing myself. I'm having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by. I laughed so hard tears ran down my legs. |
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