diabetes: Frozen Yogurt ~ Beware of the Addiction !! - 04/17/09 05:34 AM
When choosing which foods to consume, I generally seek the most nutrient-rich provisions. My rations serve as fuel, which I use to power my complex, highly efficient, ass-kicking machine.   I especially enjoy protein-rich foodstuffs full of real down-home flavors: be they salty, gamey, or grizzlish. I've even been known to enjoy goat milk iced cream, which manages to be both salty and gamey! What I don't like and what I will not tolerate, is Ed's recent infatuation with this God-awful frozen yogurt craze.   
My nephew, Bastian, returned from his Rumspringa and turned Ed onto the white stuff. Now, I consider myself … (1 comments)

diabetes: No More Sick Days ! - 04/17/09 05:25 AM
The time of the year where everyone whines about getting sick is finally coming to a close. Some refer to it as "flu season," I call it "scheming industry out of a free day away from work season." Although I know my name for it is not as catchy, it is much more accurate. I find it disgraceful when people take sick days on the company dime due to their illnesses. Corporate America will be relieved to know that I have a plan to tackle this abomination.
I propose that companies provide a quarantine and medical unit to treat sick employees (I … (0 comments)