edward pascual: Frozen Yogurt ~ Beware of the Addiction !! - 04/17/09 05:34 AM
When choosing which foods to consume, I generally seek the most nutrient-rich provisions. My rations serve as fuel, which I use to power my complex, highly efficient, ass-kicking machine.   I especially enjoy protein-rich foodstuffs full of real down-home flavors: be they salty, gamey, or grizzlish. I've even been known to enjoy goat milk iced cream, which manages to be both salty and gamey! What I don't like and what I will not tolerate, is Ed's recent infatuation with this God-awful frozen yogurt craze.   
My nephew, Bastian, returned from his Rumspringa and turned Ed onto the white stuff. Now, I consider myself … (1 comments)

edward pascual: "Stop, Drop, and Roll" - 05/27/08 10:46 AM
by Dwight Schrute Over the years, we have had several safety incidents involving fires here at Re/Max NOC. You may remember the infamous "Matchbox Magic Trick Gone Bad" event from 2001 or the "Cigarette Wastebasket" fiasco of 1999. Perhaps the most tragic fire-related occurrence was the "Cheesy Pita in the Toaster" disaster of 2005, (way to go ~ not ~ Oakley!). Thank you again, Edward Pascual, for that classy display of fire-safety Ignorance. I hope you're reading this, wherever you are. The reason I bring up all of these bad memories is to remind you of some of our most basic fire-safety … (2 comments)