Very Short Story
Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, BITCH!
Man rounds next curve.
Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.
Thought For the Day:
If men would just listen
Joke was sent by Annie Author unknown
LOL, Hannah. I've heard that before but it always makes me laugh. Good message in them words!
Jeff
Sandy..Short but sweet ...:0)
Lou... Had to Share that one ..Great to se you ...:0)
Sheldon....Surprise ending...but cute...:0)
Jenny....You are very welcome ...have a good one..:0)
HELPFULHANNAH
JEFF ..I didn't see you ...made me laugh too...and laughing is good ...:0)
Hannah
Melinda...so good to laugh in the Rain and have fun...:0)
Dan..you are so right ..Makes one FEEL GOOD ! ...Thanks...:0)
HELPFULHANNAH
The man listened, he just didn't understand or heard what he wanted to hear. We sometimes listen, but we don't always hear. This can be a great lesson for agents man or woman.
Hannah, that could never happen to me, I am well trained in the 'Yes Dear' response
Hannah ----I love this story --- where in the world do you come up with all of your funny stories?
Hannah. a hilarious joke. I could just imagine his surprise to see a pig :)
Hi Hannah ~ Excellent one!! I love it. Sort of a sign of the times too - people waaaay to quick to leap to the nastiest conclusion.
Liz
Hannah, I loved it.....a good day with all this rain we're having for a good laugh.
Howdy and mornen there Hannah
Sure did get a mighty fine hoot out of reading the story.
Hi Hannah,
LOL. That's hilarious!! Thank you for that! I do love your sense of humor.
Steve
Hi Hannah ~ Back to say that I've told this joke several times. I love it! It's not often that I can remember a good joke. Thanks!
Liz
I was just talking with my friends at knitting group, about why men don't listen to women. I wish I had read your story first! LOL
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