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By Kristin Johnston - REALTOR®

Real Estate Agent with RE/MAX Platinum

November 11, 2011 01:59 AM

Funny Ads

Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.

For sale, Hope Chest, brand new, half off, long story.

Help wanted, adult or mature teenager to baby-sit. One dollar an hour.

For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.

Four-posted bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

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Will Hamm

Hamm Homes - Aurora, CO

"Where There's a Will, There's a Way!"

Kristin, A dollar a hour for a adult teenager to babysit, now that is a old one maybe in the 60's

Nov 11, 2011 02:07 AM

Kristin Johnston - REALTOR®

RE/MAX Platinum - Waukesha, WI

Giving Back With Each Home Sold!

Yup...no way would most do it at that price Will!

Nov 11, 2011 02:09 AM

Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist

KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA

Probate Real Estate Services

Kristin, Laughter is the best medicine. It is so good for the soul. The one about the quilted high chair just does not make any sense at all!

Yup, I know Kathleen...doesn't anyone proof read? LOL

Nov 11, 2011 02:11 AM

Lou Ludwig

Ludwig & Associates - Boca Raton, FL

Designations Earned CRB, CRS, CIPS, GRI, SRES, TRC

Kristin

You made my Friday, funny ad's.

Good luck and success.

Nov 11, 2011 02:59 AM

Marco Giancola

Beachfront Realty - Miami Beach, FL

Realtor (305)608-1922, Miami Beach Florida

Hi and happy 11/11/11-Kristin those were some funny ads!

Nov 11, 2011 03:12 AM

Glad to hear it Lou!

marco, same to you!!

Nov 11, 2011 03:23 AM

Ruth Jacobs

Quantum One Realty - Palm Beach Gardens, FL

North Palm Beach, Real Estate Specialist, CDPE, SF

I love reading these, very funny, Happy Friday!

Nov 11, 2011 03:45 AM

Cindy Edwards

RE/MAX Checkmate - Johnson City, TN

CRS, GRI, PMN - Northeast Tennessee 423-677-6677

Kristin,

I love to laugh! THANKS for the giggles.

Nov 11, 2011 03:50 AM

I am glad to hear it Ruth!

Cindy, you are most welcome!

Nov 11, 2011 04:05 AM

Sharon & Bruce Walter

Keller Williams Realty Lafayette, IN - Lafayette, IN

West Lafayette homes for sale

Kristin, I sold our encyclopedia set a long time ago. ^_~ (I am sure you don't need one having a HTH!)

Nov 11, 2011 05:45 AM

You are right Bruce, he knows everything lOL!!

Nov 11, 2011 05:52 AM

Roger D. Mucci

Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH

Lets shake things up at your home today!

Well it worked, you made me laugh MM...............good stuff...............love the braille dictionary, must see to appreciate, hysterical!

Nov 11, 2011 06:22 AM

Jeanne M. Gavish

Jeanne Gavish, Keller Williams Realty Elite Partners - Spring Hill, FL

Keller Williams Realty Elite Partners - CIPS,GRI,S

That was great fun to read! When my husband was in college many years ago, I would spend time in the college library. they had many years of old newspapers on file. I used to read the classifieds, and was amazed at what people used to get away with before we became politically correct. It was funny though and reminded me of some of your ads.

Nov 11, 2011 06:35 AM

Then it was a success Roger :-)

Jeanne, funny, I know what you mean...:-)

Nov 11, 2011 07:00 AM

Craig Rutman

Helping people in transition - Cary, NC

Raleigh, Cary, Apex area Realtor

Laughter is definitely the best medicine and I could use an extra dose today! Thank you Kristin!

Nov 11, 2011 08:24 AM

I hope you get more than one dose of laughter the rest of the day then Craig!!

Nov 11, 2011 08:28 AM

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