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Cavalcade of Crouch Christmas Characters

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with Austin Texas Homes, LLC 453249

I hope that you decided to click on this one because of the incredibly clever alliteration that I used in the title above.  I heard once that this helps make things more memorable.  Just ask Chubby Checker or Tiny Tim - they know.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas at my house.  Around this time of year, our family welcomes a host of colorful and happy Christmas playthings from their storage place in the attic, where they have patiently waited for the previous eleven months.  I wanted to take a minute to share some of them with you, my loyal reader/subscriber:

 

 

I start with this one from my wife's childhood.  It is a Santa Claus that plays "Jingle Bells" while skiing UPHILL into the chimney after you pull him down the slope with the string attached.  How clever is that?  I guess Santa has to defy all laws of physics, and this is no exception.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is a newer, "junior" version that we found at some point.  In this case, it plays "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" while he orbits the small house below, although he never actually gets there.  Suspicious?  Highly so.  My only wish is that it would play the Bruce Springsteen version of this song instead of the instrumental.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This snowman has a tree with 25 ornaments (one for every day of December including Christmas).  A voice that sounds a lot like the original "Frosty the Snowman" from the classic movie on TV each year (Jackie Vernon) says, "Each day, place an ornament on the tree to find out how many days are left until Christmas." Then there is a magic wand sound (perhaps a glockenspiel), and he says, "Wow!  It's almost time for that special day.  There are just ____ days left until Christmas." or something similar.  This is a lot of fun for the kids, although sometimes they sit and do every day in sequence, in order to speed up the space-time continuum and make Christmas day come today. 

 

 

 

 

 I know these frogs came from Dillard's (after my mannequin days there) because they are one of the few items we own which are still stored in the original box.  Through the mystery of infrared technology, they communicate with each other as they croak an energetic medley in two-part harmony, including portions of "Silver Bells", "Jingle Bells", and "We Wish You a Merry Christmas"

My wife reminded that I was highly excited about buying these frogs back in 1999 or 2000, when my son was but a toddler.  I didn't remember this (big surprise), but she was giving me credit for a good idea since all three of our children have loved the Christmas frogs and the older ones ask for them by name now.

 

 

Last and perhaps least, we have the dancing Santa Homer Simpson (see below).  We obtained this beauty at Kohl's when my mom was in town one year.  Although it seems like something that would grow old quickly, it makes us laugh every Christmas now.  He sways his hips, Elvis-style, and sings a good number of tunes along with several sayings.  My favorites are "Jingle Bells" and "Deck the Halls".  Here are the lyrics as performed by Homer:

 

Jingle bells, jingle bells

Jingle all the day

Oh, what fun it is to ride singing polly wolly doodle all the day.

 

Jingle bells, jingle bells

Jingle all the day

Oh, what fun it is to ride to Santa Claus to-day.

 

And for "Deck the Halls":

 

Deck the halls with Buddy Holly

Fa la la la la la la la la

Tis the season something jolly

Fa la la la la la la la la

 

We are heavy with our jackets

Fa la la La la la La la la

Sing like crazy - make a racket

(manically) FA LA LA LA LA LALALALALA!

 

Thanks for joining me on this magical tour of our special Christmas friends.  I hope to share more terrific Christmas posts over the next month or so.

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Gary J. Rocks
Juba Team Realty - Jefferson Township, NJ

Jason

I am glad you have fun with this and have found something to temporarily remove you from your everyday thoughts.

Nov 26, 2007 07:42 PM
Kay Perry
Kay Perry, Broker - College Station, TX
Jason, That's a wide variety of characters.  Yes it certainly looks like it's beginning to look like Christmas around your house.  It's a wonderful time when you have small children.  Enjoy it for me since my girls are grown. Have fun.
Nov 26, 2007 10:13 PM
Thomas Weiss
Thomas R. Weiss - West Palm Beach, FL

Jason,

Homer is the best out of everything, and just like pulling out Christmas Items, We love to watch the old Rudolph, and Charlie Brown Christmas movies. There is something about the holidays that just makes me smile.

Take Care,

Nov 26, 2007 10:49 PM
Kristin Small
RE/MAX Southern Shores - Myrtle Beach, SC
REALTOR -GRI, Myrtle Beach Real Estate

My only wish is that it would play the Bruce Springsteen version of this song instead of the instrumental.

Jason,
Thanks for the holiday tour!  That Springsteen version has to be one of the best "get you in the holiday mood" songs there is.  One of my all-time favorites.  I get some pretty weird looks from other drivers when I hear that song in the car!

Nov 27, 2007 12:03 AM
Jennifer Monroe
Indigo Home Team powered by Compass - Charlotte, NC
Real Estate REALTOR®/Broker/Designer
I am just beside myself envisioning you taking photographs of your Christmas ornaments! Did they pose willingly??
Nov 27, 2007 01:05 AM
Tom Plant
WINEormous.com - Murrieta, CA
Jason - Christmas at Casa Crouch certainly contains creative characters!
Nov 27, 2007 01:37 AM
Anonymous
Brian Wilson

Jason, as always, very fun post, very enjoyable read! We also have certain decorations we look forward to bringing out each year, and this is such a fun time for all of us!

Brian Wilson, Zolve.com 

Nov 27, 2007 03:14 AM
#21
Linda Tremblay
Long & Foster Real Estate, Inc, PA License #AB065488 - Doylestown, PA
Associate Broker - Bucks County, PA Real Estate Services

Jason,

Great post.  I personally think you made a good choice with the frogs! What are their names?

Nov 27, 2007 08:50 AM
Anonymous
Anonymous

Jason - Oh the idea of dragging all the Christmas decor out is overwhelming for me!!! Arrrrrrrrrrrrgh. Good for you, I guess when the kids get older it makes it a big task. I do love Christmas though, still one of my favorite holidays!! Merry Christmas, thanks for sharing your trinkets. If I get mine out I might do the same in your honor!!

Nov 27, 2007 09:26 AM
#23
Jason Crouch
Austin Texas Homes, LLC - Austin, TX
Broker - Austin Texas Real Estate (512-796-7653)

SANDI - I agree.  Our kids have a few items that they eagerly anticipate seeing each year. 

STEVE - Our house will not become a full-on wonderland until this weekend.  I love that day!

TOM BURRIS - I hope you found the definition you needed.  I agree - Homer Santa should be enough to draw a big crowd.

KAREN - Your story made me laugh (I also shared it with my wife).  Good one!  Glad to hear that you got some new photos in the process.

ELAINE - You have become one of my favorite commenters lately.  Thanks for the alliterative remarks.

TERI - Thanks for your comments.  Glad you liked this one.  Also, thanks for subscribing to my blog!

ROBERTA - Thanks for your comments!  I agree - Homer is a little bit scary looking in this case.

GARY - Thanks, buddy.  I hope you're doing well.  I appreciate you stopping by to comment.

KAY - I am trying to soak up every moment of this season.  Thanks for your comments, as always.

TOM WEISS - I also like to watch those movies each year.  Have a great December!

DAVID - I also sing along every time I hear that one.  I think hearing jingle bells along with Clarence Clemons on saxophone puts me in the holiday spirit very quickly.

JENNIFER - Are you beside yourself in fear, anger, or happiness?  They were all willing subjects.

TOM PLANT - Good one.  I am not feeling creative enough to do an all "C" sentence, but I like yours.

BRIAN - Thanks!  I appreciate your comments, as always.  When are you going to join AR?

LINDA - It's funny.  They don't actually have names yet.  My six-year old daughter is the best one at giving names in our house.  Maybe that should be a task of hers this year.

???? - I can understand where you are coming from.  I would love to see your post on this subject, but I don't know who wrote this comment.  Thanks for stopping by.

Nov 27, 2007 09:51 AM
Mesa, Arizona Real Estate Mesa Arizona Realtor
Homes Arizona Real Estate LLC - Mesa, AZ
AzLadyInRed

Jason, how can you tell I'm subscribing to your blog? I can't figure that one out on mine?

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Nov 27, 2007 01:14 PM
Jason Crouch
Austin Texas Homes, LLC - Austin, TX
Broker - Austin Texas Real Estate (512-796-7653)

TERI - Go to "Statistics" from the "My Home" page (down low on the left hand side), then look for the tab marked Subscribers.  You will see everyone who subscribes there. 

Nov 27, 2007 01:37 PM
Mesa, Arizona Real Estate Mesa Arizona Realtor
Homes Arizona Real Estate LLC - Mesa, AZ
AzLadyInRed

Thanks Jason.....found it. Thank you for subscribing to me. I'll try and make my posts worthwhile. :-)

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Nov 27, 2007 03:40 PM
Jason Crouch
Austin Texas Homes, LLC - Austin, TX
Broker - Austin Texas Real Estate (512-796-7653)
TERI - I figured that anyone with a signature like yours must be worth reading.  Have a great week!
Nov 27, 2007 05:21 PM
Bill Nazur
First Lending Solutions - Riverside, CA

OK fine, you had fun pulling everything out of storage....which drives me NUTS!

I'm the only person I know that has a four car garage, that between every holiday and special event's special storage container, and my wife's SUV can barely pull his car into the garage....but I digress on that one for now, as my wife looks over my shoulder...ouch....I just got smacked....

but seriously, the decorating is half the fun! This year the girls wanted little christmas trees AND lights in their rooms in addition to decorating the whole house.....

ahhhh....part of the Christmas season!!! I just love it!

Nov 27, 2007 05:30 PM
Cynthia Tilghman, Realtor® Onslow County NC Home Specialist
Kingsbridge Realty, Inc - Hubert, NC

Jason,

I, too, have many ornaments and decorations saved from childhood and brought out only at Christmas.  I take them out of the box, hold them and remember.  That's the best---so many wonderful memories.

Nov 27, 2007 09:36 PM
Jason Crouch
Austin Texas Homes, LLC - Austin, TX
Broker - Austin Texas Real Estate (512-796-7653)

BILL - I wouldn't call it "fun", actually.  More "necesssary".  I have a three-car garage with no vehicles in it.  No, I am not kidding.  I hope you have a great Christmas season, buddy!

CYNTHIA - That is a nice feeling, isn't it?  I have some ornaments from when I was a baby that my mom still uses.  Thanks for your comments!

Nov 28, 2007 05:18 AM
Adam Waldman
Westcott Group Real Estate Company - Hauppauge, NY
Realtor - Long Island

JASON:  I like the title, but I would have gone with the following....

Silly Santa skiing, Suspicious Santa circling, Snowman sequencing, Spadefoots sitting, Simpson Singing

 

Yes, I had to go on Google to find a frog that began with "S."  It's actually a toad, but close enough. 

 

 

Nov 28, 2007 11:53 PM
Ruth Rivera
Zip Realty, Inc. - Deltona, FL
Central Florida Real Estate
Jason, I love the Christmas ornaments.  Mine have been up since thanksgiving, it was my birthday so I wanted to start the season early.  Love the frogs.
Nov 29, 2007 12:03 AM
Jason Crouch
Austin Texas Homes, LLC - Austin, TX
Broker - Austin Texas Real Estate (512-796-7653)

ADAM  - That was my first choice, but I had to dumb it down a bit - I didn't figure most people would know what a spadefoot was.

RUTH - Thanks for your comments!  I can understand wanting to start on your birthday.  Glad you like the frogs.  Me, too!

Nov 29, 2007 11:14 AM