'Making your career extinct with bloopers? Welcome back to the Blooper Blog, friends! I'm a firm believer that we should laugh at ourselves now...because it's harder to laugh once they strap you into a strait jacket. These MLS goofs underscore the fact that real estate can sometimes drive agents bonkers. Enjoy:

DUH!

"Lot with curve appeal"  (Near the corner of Melon Lane and Tuchus Terrace...)

“New Constriction needs finishes” (Old intestine needs fiber.)

“Hurry – this will be sod soon.” (So will my grandma, but it’s rude to rush people. )

“Coffened ceilings” (I see dead people.)

“Enjoy the sunrise with your mourning coffee” (Let me guess - the house with coffened ceilings?)

HUH?

“Many privates schools nearby” (Imagine that class photo!)

“Very extinctive neighborhood” (Asses to ashes, dumb as dust.)

“Big addition in back” (This must be the Kim Kardashian of houses…)

“New panthouse” (I believe that's called a "brothel.")

"House has new kook!" (And you're it.)

BAH!

“Leave keys in malebox” (Ccan I  get a box of males, please?)

“House has good draimage” (Agent has brain draimage…)

"No showings past sun” (Thank you, Luke Skywalker.)

“Need poof of funds" (My funds went poof at tax time.)

"Lushes view" (I think we can all agree on who the lush is.)

WHA?  (DRUM ROLL PLEASE...)

"Fred tips" (Have you tried tying Fred  to his bar stool?)

“Just past fire hose” (Man, that had to hurt!)

That's it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell well and sell!   

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