After reading the MLS this week, as well as some of the Blooper Blog submissions I get from all over the country, all I can say is, “Yeesh!” I’d like to believe that the perps’ brains were just fried from the summer heat, but I fear the problem may be larger than that. I think some brains should be reported missing. Thanks again to Jane Peters of L.A. for a great find. Check out these classic bloopers:
Sizzled and Fizzled
"Larges kale rooms" (Finally - a "green" house you can eat!)
“Full service bldg w/ many aunties.” (And one moronic monkey's uncle.)
“Wash & dry ex” (Do I get to hang him afterward?)
“See our ass in Sun paper” (And on Monday, your a_ _ will be on the unemployment line.)
“Toot mush to describe” (If you're tooting mush, you should see a proctologist.)
“Jewelry hiddin in transitional neighborhood” (News Flash: Jewelry heist in Beverly Hills neighborhood.)
Boiled and Spoiled
“Massive light so bright” (Just wait until they inject the Sodium Pentathol…)
“Hole house nice” (Maybe if you’re Brer Rabbit.)
“Nooner later” (Okay, but only if you buy me dinner first.)
“Big house trout” (That’s what happens when you build in a flood zone.)
Roasted and Toasted
“2 houses in nice spit” (I assume the seller and the missus are tobacco chewers?)
“Residents with new plumbing” (Got tired of using Depends, huh?)
“All butt deposit required” (Stool sample anyone?)
“Seller removing stan on walls” (Stan, I told you if you filled yourself with CO2 you wouldn’t float!)
These Need a Fire Extinguisher
“Do not lay on ned” (Apparently Ned prefers to be on top.)
“Please kock up” (Personal license plate of Vinny the Viagra salesman.)
That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: spell well and sell!
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