Hi, Friends. It probably doesn’t come as a surprise to anyone that the blooper reel is back with more gaffes than I have time to tripe...uh, I mean "type". Thanks to Jan Pastras and Patrick Martin of Los Angeles for their very funny (albeit pathetic) blooper submissions. I am beginning to think that proper spelling is hysterectomy…or whatever Siri thought I just said. Enjoy:
That’s Not What I Said
“Jazzmen trees” (That explains why Herbie Hancock is hanging from my tree.)
“Enter another wad” (Grinned Brewers outfielder Nyjer Morgan while shoving a plug of nasty tobacco into his gob.)
“Feed the sand” (This must be the gourmet version of a sh_t sandwich.)
“Large fester” (Caption under Donald Trump's Senior Year photo.)
"Steelers in kitchen” (Does Pittsburgh know they’re missing?)
Okay, I Said It, But I Didn’t Mean It
“Lots of fresh err” (“To err is human,” said Alexander Pope. “To forgive idiocy is impossible,” say I.)
“Amazing parting” (Yelled the crowds as Moses split the sea and then took a bow.)
“Strep dawn living room” (Dawn should be under quarantine)
“Drawing for Lackers tics” (That gaffe could get you a big bag-o-Kobe all over your a_ _.)
Am I Mumbling?
“Walk to marinara” (Mumbled Don Corleone as he took away Fredo’s keys to the Caddy.)
“Appliances in stall” (That should satisfy the high demand for cow milking machines.)
“Sand-blasted gass” (The end result of dinner in the Sudan.)
“Wood tooshes throught” (This must be the mission statement for Spanks.)
“Good nursing school nearby for kids” (What do they play at recess – Toss the Enema?)
Siri Must be a Descendant of Freud
“Action set for Sat at noon” (And then you'll nap at 12:01, right, dude?)
"Good stove, girll missing" (Replied Manti Te'o when asked why he was sweating so profusely.)
That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: spell well and sell!
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