Hi Friends - One of my zany followers asked me to re-post this for Halloween. Here is my D.O.A. post...with a few "killer" updates:
It’s Blooper day once again, my friends. There were enough typo casualties in the nationwide MLS listings this past week to fill an English Grammar ER. These are the cases that required serious triage, and of course, I was happy to help. Please enjoy:
The Oozy
“Nice wounded area” (The area where the arrow impaled your skull?)
“Calf after 7 pm.” (Apparently someone is having sliders for dinner…)
“Natural wildlife coroner” (High roadkill area, huh?)
“Scream setting” (Sign posted outside the IRS.)
“Call if still.” (I should have called during my last date.)
The Schmoozy
“No show Thirsty” (I agree - it's better to toss back a few beers before dealing with the public.)
“Maturd trees” (I guess we know what they used for fertilizer.)
“New pueblo driveway” (Drink too much tequila and you're bound to wake up in a Taco Bell parking lot.)
“Concrete poor next week” (Spelling challenged agent poor soon.)
“Large green belt in back” (Large elf trousers on ground out front.)
The Floozy
“Multiples expected” (Next time use protection, bubba.)
“Broken Open Tues” (Bail required Wednesday.)
“Square feet not correct on titie” (Yes, in most cases, hands would be more desirable than feet.)
“Two broken widows” (One philanderer on the run.)
"Enjoy living lager" (Well I know a good brew keeps me alive!)
The Doozy
“Many privates schools in area” (The enrollment list must be full of *ahem*...'Johnsons.')
That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: spell well and sell!
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