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HILARIOUS D.O.A. LISTING REMARKS - THE BLOOPER BLOG

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Real Estate Agent with Sotheby's International Realty BRE # 01362887
 

 

Hi Friends - One of my zany followers asked me to re-post this for Halloween. Here is my D.O.A. post...with a few "killer" updates:

 

It’s Blooper day once again, my friends. There were enough typo casualties in the nationwide MLS listings this past week to fill an English Grammar ER. These are the cases that required serious triage, and of course, I was happy to help.  Please enjoy:

The Oozy

“Nice wounded area” (The area where the arrow impaled your skull?)

“Calf after 7 pm.” (Apparently someone is having sliders for dinner…)

“Natural wildlife coroner” (High roadkill area, huh?)

“Scream setting” (Sign posted outside the IRS.)

“Call if still.” (I should have called during my last date.)

The Schmoozy

 

“No show Thirsty” (I agree - it's better to toss back a few beers before dealing with the public.)

“Maturd trees” (I guess we know what they used for fertilizer.)

“New pueblo driveway” (Drink too much tequila and you're bound to wake up in a Taco Bell parking lot.)

“Concrete poor next week” (Spelling challenged agent poor soon.)

“Large green belt in back” (Large elf trousers on ground out front.)

The Floozy

“Multiples expected” (Next time use protection, bubba.)

“Broken Open Tues” (Bail required Wednesday.)

“Square feet not correct on titie” (Yes, in most cases, hands would be more desirable than feet.)

“Two broken widows” (One philanderer on the run.)

"Enjoy living lager" (Well I know a good brew keeps me alive!)

The Doozy

“Many privates schools in area” (The enrollment list must be full of *ahem*...'Johnsons.')

That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: spell well and sell!

 

             
GWEN BANTA - GLOBAL REAL ESTATE ADVISOR
AREAA, NAGLREP, NAR, CAR, BHGLAAR
SOTHEBY'S INTERNATIONAL REALTY
West Hollywood & Beverly Hills
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Debb Janes
Nature As Neighbors - Camas, WA
Put My Love of Nature At Work for You

Hahaha, enjoyed these as usual. Glad Carol featured it in her Second Chance Saturday. I've got to come visit more to make sure I don't miss these. 

Nov 02, 2019 08:17 AM
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

Hi Gwen... these are just too funny.... and of course, your comments only add to the humor. Thanks for putting a big smile on my face this morning.

Nov 02, 2019 08:28 AM
Mimi Foster
Falcon Property Company - Colorado Springs, CO
Voted Colorado Springs Best Realtor

I hadn't seen these before. Too cute. Thanks not only for sharing, but your commentaries were great. I wanted to misspell something but just couldn't do it. (grate?) LOL  

Nov 02, 2019 08:48 AM
Lottie Kendall
Compass - San Francisco, CA
Helping make your real estate dreams a reality

Gwen, I can always count on you for some great laughs -- your comments to the bloopers crack me up!

Nov 02, 2019 09:53 AM
Anna "Banana" Kruchten
HomeSmart Real Estate - Phoenix, AZ
602-380-4886

Gwen thanks for the smiles.....and lots of em!  As ususal, we just can't make this stuff up!!

Nov 02, 2019 01:17 PM
Mike Cooper, Broker VA,WV
Cornerstone Business Group Inc - Winchester, VA
Your Neighborhood Real Estate Sales Pro

Gwen, you always make me smile. I'm thinking the babe who could measure square feet on her titie is a Chernobyl transplant. You should see her who-ha. 

Nov 04, 2019 05:29 PM
Jane Peters
Home Jane Realty - Los Angeles, CA
Los Angeles real estate concierge services

It's been a while. Nice to see you back. The mind continues to boggle with the incompetence of some of these agents.

Nov 05, 2019 03:56 PM
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Debb Janes and Bernie Stea - I'm so glad you found me - thank you for your comment. And a special thanks to Carol Williams!

Nov 11, 2019 02:44 PM
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Nina Hollander, I am always happy to make you smile!

Nov 11, 2019 02:46 PM
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Mimi Foster, welcome to the Pooper Bogg. I mean Blooper Blog. 

Nov 11, 2019 02:47 PM
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Lottie Kendall, I am so glad you enjoyed it!

Nov 11, 2019 02:48 PM
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Anna Banana Kruchten, truth really IS stranger than fiction!

Nov 11, 2019 02:49 PM
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Mike Cooper, I LOVE your perspective on life!

Nov 11, 2019 02:50 PM
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Jane Peters, just imagine how many I miss! That really boggles the mind!

Nov 11, 2019 02:51 PM
Joan Cox
House to Home, Inc. - Denver Real Estate - 720-231-6373 - Denver, CO
Denver Real Estate - Selling One Home at a Time

Gwen, always love your bloopers, and we could write a book for all the mistakes we find in the MLS.  How embarrassing!   Don't they read before hitting publish!  

Dec 05, 2019 07:50 AM
Margaret Rome Baltimore 410-530-2400
HomeRome Realty 410-530-2400 - Pikesville, MD
Sell Your Home With Margaret Rome

The MLS comments are downright funny but your dialogue adds a lot more humor. Thanks for sharing.

Dec 06, 2019 08:52 PM
Marte Cliff
Marte Cliff Copywriting - Priest River, ID
Your real estate writer

Sometimes I can figure out what they meant to say - couldn't do that for all of them this time.

Always love your bloopers - thank you for sharing your "finds."

Dec 10, 2019 10:45 PM
Anonymous
gwen banta

Margaret Rome, I’m so glad you enjoyed the blog. If we can’t laugh at ourselves, then we are in the wrong business!

Dec 10, 2019 11:22 PM
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Marte Cliff, It’s my pleasure – thank you so much for reading! And happy holidays!

Dec 10, 2019 11:28 PM
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Joan Cox - I agree, but I wonder how many are ever told of their mistakes?

Dec 10, 2019 11:29 PM